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The most epic of Trolls.
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In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's uncanny... it's like I'm looking at the operating system for PR's head... I don't like it!
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Cynic wrote:I rather like "People-eating tasty animals" as the appropriate extension of the acronym
peta.org was a parody site by that name for a long time.
here now: http://mtd.com/tasty/index.html
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Ironically, when I saw that, I was at work. I failed question 1 (Do you have anything better to do) becasue go home was definitely better.

I was going to make one point about the fact that the final trophy looks too much like a barbershop pole and a lyre, both symbols of the barbershop harmony sociey, but it's not worth it. Really.

Now I think I will go to sleep. Definitely better.
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And yet when I mention "Fuck peta, all they do is kill animals, fund terrorists, try to make you feel bad for owning a pet/eating meat/firebombing forests for the luls, and encourage body shame", Crissa flies off her handle at me.

Then again, I suppose I could consider that unintentionally trolling her, and thus a win.
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crissa is a dumb bint

see koumei we don't disagree on everything

btw how does peta encourage body shame
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Prak_Anima wrote:It's uncanny... it's like I'm looking at the operating system for PR's head... I don't like it!
Should we offer him a sandwich when he posts?
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RobbyPants wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote:It's uncanny... it's like I'm looking at the operating system for PR's head... I don't like it!
Should we offer him a sandwich when he posts?
No, I say just walk him through the flowchart with our responses.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Don't be silly, he watches them transform, from a secret viewpoint, and has a wank.

Edit: and assuming most people watched it at the age that I first did, I'm going to add "Just like everyone else".
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I have a proposal. If you are going to make posts sniping at another Denizen, take the time to either include an image macro in your post or start a new thread. It suddenly becomes on-topic if your insults are next to a vaguely relevant jpg file.
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What Campaign Ads Would Look Like If Voting Age Was 6
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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Koumei wrote:And yet when I mention "Fuck peta, all they do is kill animals, fund terrorists, try to make you feel bad for owning a pet/eating meat/firebombing forests for the luls, and encourage body shame", Crissa flies off her handle at me.

Then again, I suppose I could consider that unintentionally trolling her, and thus a win.
Wait, is Crissa still on the board? I have seen a post by her for a couple of months. I know that if she's blocked on my page, I still see a post saying that she's blocked. I don't even see that for Crissa (if she is still on the board.)

I really don't care if I see her posts or not. I'm just curious at Why I don't see it.
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I haven't noticed her for a very long time myself. I don't think at hear she was a bad person, just didn't know how to deal with people that disagreed with her. I hope her and Sammi are doing well though.
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I believe that Crissa rage-quit this board a while ago.

I think that anyone interested it contacting her could likely find her elsewhere on the internet.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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I think that anyone interested it contacting her could likely find her elsewhere on the internet.
yeah at jezebel.com

boo-ya
Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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I don't get it...
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I don't get it...
jizzebel is a shitty feminist website filled with withered [EDITED] jealous that they weren't prom queen 20 years ago weeping hysterically with reality-challenged beliefs

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you think they have a mohel in the back or do you need to make an appointment
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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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